Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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