what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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