dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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