WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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