Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That accounts for only three of the penises
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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