It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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