Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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