: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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