On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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