Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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