Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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