do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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