Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Porn is love you can see.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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