would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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