I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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