I can text with my tongue
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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