This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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