dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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