Its about making memories worth repressing
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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