Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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