Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We don't watch enough power rangers
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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