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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.

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(845): View more from New York

He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Well how do you think I feel

(860): View more from Connecticut

fair enough

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(503): View more from Oregon

my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.

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(407): View more from Florida

We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."

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(302): View more from Delaware

Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out

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(816): View more from Missouri

First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz

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(219): View more from Indiana

Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.

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