Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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