Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Ladies don't puke and tell
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
