cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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