I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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