all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
