dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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