Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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