Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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