doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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