I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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