ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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