You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
not ubering you a puppy
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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