This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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