So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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