that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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