Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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