yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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