I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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