The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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