I puked a lego.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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