I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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