There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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