When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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