Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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