Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am spending my child support on dildos
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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