Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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