I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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