so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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