I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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