You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
