This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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