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Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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