I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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