I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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