When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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